poor shrek
there’s only a 16% chance that these titles were arranged in this way by pure chance — and that assumes that they all arrived at the theater on the same date. Other arrangements are interpretable, but nothing else is this funny. “knocked up shrek pirates” is still pretty good, but it’s only an NP (people who pirate copies of shrek and have been impregnated).
As an aside, why in the world is WordPress putting a definite article in date strings? Perhaps I can write a paper: The English Date String in its Sentential Aspect.
I’ll bet my advisor could help with that. ;)
