full-fledged pidgin

The Internet (yes, it’s capitalized, the atechnical pseudo-nerds over at Wired can bite me) has turned up the following amazing image:

This would be a more endearing compliment if the bear were to employ the continuative ‘be’ — implying that the recipient was habitually fine. Still, though, even an ephemeral admission of fineness, when printed on a silk-look pillow and delivered by a wide-eyed stuffed toy, must turn the young ladies’ disinterest to passion.

I started writing a long post analyzing the humorous impact of this low-quality stuffed bear (the sort one might win at a carnival or boardwalk) controlling this gruff, urban vernacular but, really, the bear speak for hisself.